Went outside to give one cat one slice of ham and now there’s about 15 pairs of eyes staring and making meow noises at me through the dark.. I’m scared…..
Moleskin illustrations by Joseph Tomlinson
Well the training was pretty boring and we stayed in probably the grimiest motel in the Britain (a lot of stains that looked/smelt suspiciously like piss & blood), but at least there was a young turkish guy behind the bar feeding me cheap booze & free pudding all night in an effort to try & to get my number. Giving me glasses made up of 2/3 Jack Daniels & a dash of coke for about a pound or two a time kindof bit him in the arse though because I ended up shitfaced within about an hour and when he asked for my number again I told him I wasn’t ready for that kind of commitment as I was a devout nun cleansed only by the holiest organ of Christ.
#tess’ top tips on how to scare young boys.
Jesus Christ I’m so fucking sick of all the idiots on this site that have something to say about absolutely fucking everything (and 9 times out of 10 it’s something they know shit all about). Nobody can escape the teen feminists full of teen angst… NoOoOobody…….
lmao everyday he looks a little bit more like Krang from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
One of my favourite things about watching old films that me & Joe taped when we were kids is the adverts on them. 80’s/90’s adverts were so weird.
I remember the adverts for this and thinking it was the most amazing thing I’d ever seen haha
Wheyyyyy off on an all expenses paid training trip ladsss, let’s get fuuuuuucked up!!
In Market Deeping.
(still as dull as it was in 1905 but now with a hundred years of extra added dull! Fab!)
